When leaving a chair, you can say "I call seatback" and no one else in the room can take the seat away from you. Similar to saying, "I call shotgun" when approaching a car.
by Jamie Kozma April 16, 2006
Get the seatback mug.When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
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To update a person's status on a social networking site without their knowledge. Usually done while the person has left their phone or computer unattended.
Combines the words status & hijack.
The word was invented by my friend Meredith after her son Carson had updated her facebook status, yet again, to make fun of his sister Cassidy while Meredith was out of the room.
Combines the words status & hijack.
The word was invented by my friend Meredith after her son Carson had updated her facebook status, yet again, to make fun of his sister Cassidy while Meredith was out of the room.
Meredith returned from the kitchen to find Carson had statjacked her facebook profile, again. It now read "Carson is the BEST!!!! He's my favorite child."
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Get the sweetback mug.when leaving a seat calling seatbacks before someone else sits in it gets you your seat back upon returning. If you sit somewhere else, or go outside than seatbacks is nullified.
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