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i swear on my timbs

Some shit some crazy york niggas say, swearing on the timbs is the absolute highest degree of swearing on something, even higher than yo mamas grave deadass b, the worst part is once you start saying this shit youll never stop even if you dont got no fuckin timbs youll still be swearing on em....
I swear on my Timbs nigga i stole your baby mama and the baby too, they mine now deadass b!
by welcometothe6 April 22, 2018
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Seahorse Blue

Slightly lighter than royal blue with a twist, soon to be a proud member of the Dulux colour chart! Tell your friends!
Edwin: "Holy Moses, the sky had turned a wonderful seahorse blue! ITS THE RETURN OF THE DINOSAURS NOOOO"

George: "Sweet."
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Marvin: "Remember that one time TWO Citroens were the same model and BOTH were SEAHORSE BLUE!? Fanfriggingtastic"

Godfrey: "I like trains."
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Hugh: "Hello, my name is Hugh Jass and my favorite colour is seahorse blue"

Mike: "..."

Twatface: "So I says to Bill..."
by handydoubleuu March 18, 2011
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Swahh

Swahh is the better alternative to swag.
Because the word "swag" is for fags.
That nigga Baltazar has swahh!
by Radddd August 8, 2012
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Elder Swear

The biggest, most awesomely long and complicated wizarding swear word to ever exist, found in the video 'Wizard Swears' by the Potter Puppet Pals.
Potter Puppet Pal Fan 1: Your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admiumvenium*beep beep beep beep*turolagulio*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dinomite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!!!!

Potter Puppet Fan 2: I can't believe you just used the Elder Swear on me!!!
by SeazTheDay March 31, 2010
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say swear to god!

exclamation said in response to being told something super awesome you are hesitant to believe.
theodore: ...and then she just straight up grabbed my d*ck in the middle of the lecture!
chadwick: say swear to god!
theodore: *holds hands up to show that no fingers are crossed* swear to god! she just grabbed my sh*t!
by geegz April 8, 2009
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i swear on me nans grave

An expression usually used by chavs and the like who want to sound honest and trustworthy. Should (almost) always be interpreted as "I'm lying through my teeth".
"m8 i dont no were ur weed is i swear on me nans grave i dint steal it m8"
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver
by narglewarglewoo May 19, 2016
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Seahorse Blue

A very specific (and rubbish) shade of rusted blue, often used to insult pre-90s cars.
A: See that Peugot 106? Havnt seen one of them in years!
B: Yeah, its even turned a nice shade of Seahorse Blue
by jimmythedove April 23, 2011
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