A cute, caring, sweet, and sensitive girl. She truly cares about others and loves to give advice. She's upbeat and fun-loving. She never forgets, but forgives. She doesn't trust easily and tries her best to please others. She beautiful and different. She is also strong.
noun - one's who's natural presences exhibits so much swag it appears they could actually speak the language of swag. Also the national language of Swagville, USA
Uh, they be ballin' in the d-league. Uh, I be speaking Swaghili
The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...
Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.