The
art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of
port then finally releasing
said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why
Charles, i don’t know why I brought my
pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my
Louie Vuitton Canvas...
Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**
Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.