Swassicle

swass-ic-le
noun \swassˈī-kəl\

A hanging piece of ice formed when ass sweat drips down from something.
(such as a your ass)

"I've been walking for so long in the cold that my butt has swassicles"

by Sundog_ November 16, 2013

scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

swastika

In the esoteric world the different variations of the Swatika has a deep spiritual meaning. In laymans terms it goes something like this: The horisontal line represets counciousness/mind. The vertical line represents energy. The four angeled "end lines" signify the movement of the Swastika. The righthand and lefthand schools of tantra disagree upon which versions of the Swastika is beneficial or not. But they are in agreement that the one spinning clockwise represents creation, and the other the movement back to pure consciousness. The lefthand tantrikas rejoice in finding illumination through entering the world fully. Maxing the stimulation of all senses until transcendence occurs. The righthand tantrikas seek to withraw from the world to find unity with the Parama Purusha (supreme counciousness). Hence the quarrel which version of the Swastika is the "good" one.

The swastika is an integral part of the symbol of the tantric cult Ananda Marga, and the centerpiece of the Great Lamen of the magickal order Vajra Ordo Templi Orientis.

by Shri Gurudev SvaBhavaNath January 11, 2009

Spastic Eagle

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.

Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.

by Eskibear October 26, 2003

Swassticles

Testicles that are so sweaty they cause a sweat pit in the crotch area of your clothing. Also known to carry a fowl odor.

It must be hot outside because you are sporting some nice swassticles.

by Gen Col Swassticles September 28, 2011

Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

by McKFC August 3, 2018

The Penis Swastika Mistake

The rookie mistake of trying too hard when designing a logo and you end up making one that has either a penis, a swastika, or both, included in your design.

Dude, #Slack tried way too hard designing their new logo. They ended up making The Penis Swastika Mistake. So sad!

by CaptainOraznatac January 17, 2019