Pronounced Swant-er
Verb- To Swant
Defn Swaying Banter. The Banter that you give to others(and yourself) when you are game-over drunk. You may often find yourself uncontrollably swaying back and forth you've consumed so much alcoholic beverage.
A sure-fire way to attaining Swanter is via a lethal concoction known as Hulk originating historically from Northern England in the 21st century. Vodka, Wkd, and relentless energy drink with a ratio of 1:2:2 and served in a household bucket (preferably clean-ish)
Warning side effects of Hulk may include: Life-ruining consequences, self-Swanter, Nights in the A&E, Scarring,Terrier Tales, Having sex with borderline jailbait, Forgetting to peg your tent down correctly, thinking that you are in fact Irish, running home without telling people where you've gone & many other side-effects.
Please consult your practitioner before consuming.
Verb- To Swant
Defn Swaying Banter. The Banter that you give to others(and yourself) when you are game-over drunk. You may often find yourself uncontrollably swaying back and forth you've consumed so much alcoholic beverage.
A sure-fire way to attaining Swanter is via a lethal concoction known as Hulk originating historically from Northern England in the 21st century. Vodka, Wkd, and relentless energy drink with a ratio of 1:2:2 and served in a household bucket (preferably clean-ish)
Warning side effects of Hulk may include: Life-ruining consequences, self-Swanter, Nights in the A&E, Scarring,Terrier Tales, Having sex with borderline jailbait, Forgetting to peg your tent down correctly, thinking that you are in fact Irish, running home without telling people where you've gone & many other side-effects.
Please consult your practitioner before consuming.
Man1: Man 2 Where've you been?
Man2: Just been on a ride with a girl who was a 2/10 randomer, cost me £8, must be swaying..
Man 1: Ahh good swanter
Man2: Just been on a ride with a girl who was a 2/10 randomer, cost me £8, must be swaying..
Man 1: Ahh good swanter
by SwantTheLad September 5, 2011
Get the Swanter mug.1. The name of a river in a song... "...on the swanee river..."
2. Old Southern slang for "swear." (not curse, that's a whole different ball of wax, but promise)
2. Old Southern slang for "swear." (not curse, that's a whole different ball of wax, but promise)
1. "...on the banks of the Swanee river..."
2. I wish I could think of a better example, but, I swanee, I just can't.
2. I wish I could think of a better example, but, I swanee, I just can't.
by The Ineffable Lala October 20, 2008
Get the swanee mug.1. n. A place where pigs are kept, bred and or raised. Piggery.
2. n. An imagined yet wholly real establishment, facility or environment in which detestable and offensive vermin masquerading as humans are manufactured, conjured or born. See swine, womb and society.
3. abs n. An expression or actioning of behaviour befitting a swine.
2. n. An imagined yet wholly real establishment, facility or environment in which detestable and offensive vermin masquerading as humans are manufactured, conjured or born. See swine, womb and society.
3. abs n. An expression or actioning of behaviour befitting a swine.
1. One might find ham hocks at the local swinery.
2. The swinery sure is producing an abundance of scum this year. One of the most memorable vintages yet.
3. Failing to deliver and absconding with $300; What swinery!
2. The swinery sure is producing an abundance of scum this year. One of the most memorable vintages yet.
3. Failing to deliver and absconding with $300; What swinery!
by half-born potato juice February 7, 2010
Get the swinery mug.A multi-functional blazer made from sweatsuit material that stems from the athleisure movement of wearing sweatpants to work and calling them classy. The Swazer can both act as a dressed up work-appropriate blazer, an après work work-out jacket, or a warm and cozy layer to add to your already chilled out sweatpants and sneakers Saturday ensemble.
Patrick Swayze: Hey man that's a pretty chilled out looking blazer.
Josh: Nah man, it's not a blazer, it's a Swazer.
Patrick Swayze: A Swayzer?
Josh: Yeah, a Swazer.
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Mike: Did you see Becca's new Swazer? Man, she has it all.
Miles: Yeah, but I heard she shrunk it in the wash because she thought it was her sweatshirt.
Mike: **Sighs** She was THIS CLOSE to having it all.
Josh: Nah man, it's not a blazer, it's a Swazer.
Patrick Swayze: A Swayzer?
Josh: Yeah, a Swazer.
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Mike: Did you see Becca's new Swazer? Man, she has it all.
Miles: Yeah, but I heard she shrunk it in the wash because she thought it was her sweatshirt.
Mike: **Sighs** She was THIS CLOSE to having it all.
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Get the Saner mug.Swager - pronounced with a long "a" - that is, rimes with "cage" not "cap". It is tool used to crimp or bend metal. The other definitions were poor definitions of Swagger - notice the second "g" causing the word to rime with "cap" not "cage".
Anglers use a swager to crimp sleeves onto fishing line to make a secure loop at the end of the line. If they do it well they are entitled to swager
by pedantic piscator November 5, 2009
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