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Swamp Logging

Using fecal matter, particularly diarrhea, as lubricant for sex.
Bailey has this condition that causes perpetual diarrhea. It means we can go swamp logging when ever we want.
by ForShame October 30, 2010
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a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs
Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers
by hanglestein July 11, 2010
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the act of tucking one's penis between their sweaty ass checks then smacking a bitch in the face with it
Dude, it was such a hott night and she was such a whore...I couldn't help but giver her a swamp logger!
by vengence74 May 22, 2010
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Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.
We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.
by the real dansouthern April 11, 2011
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That guy is such a swamp logger he probably has sixteen STD's!
by micklb June 28, 2009
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Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.
"yea, I swamp logged your mom last night"
by Swamp Logger January 10, 2010
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when you are performing anal sex with someone who has swamp ass
i was swamp logging with you mom last night
by darkthatfollows May 22, 2010
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