Shwammered

The point of drinking where you surpass the "shit-faced" "hammered" and "wasted" stages. This is followed by a necessary blackout and possible inability to not remember what happened the night before. (Warning! In the morning, you'll have the world's worst hangover and you'll want to mutter the infamous words "I'm never drinking again")

Last night I got so shwammered I woke up in the morning in the public restroom of our residence hall naked with blood all over my hands.

I was so shwammered last night, I don't know how I got home or why there were 3 mexicans in my bed with me and my girlfriend this morning.

I was so shwammered last night, I'm never drinking again.

by r-fine23 April 25, 2010

shmammered

A cross between being shit faced and hammered.

Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.

by DeathtoJimmyCarter May 18, 2006

Slammered

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered

It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!

by Frisko June 18, 2006

shlammered

The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered.

Dude you don't look so good.

Yeah I'm pretty shlammered thanks to that everclear.

by ACandDC July 14, 2007

Schwammered

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.

Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore

by schwammered June 5, 2010

Shmamered

Used to describe a person who is very drunk. A combination of several discribing words.

"Dude, You are so shmamered!"

by Yanna June 11, 2007

shmammered

The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered

Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.

by tywithawhy December 17, 2008