swagmaster3000

having major swag. more swag than a regular swagmaster.

"Did you see Taylor's pants?" yeah, he is not a swagmaster3000

by Captain America March 6, 2015

Safmaster

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.

1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"
2: "That's the one and only Safmaster! Bow down to him!"

by hurdur123 January 25, 2011

Swagmister

A person who has so much ice, it feels like a midget is hanging from there necklace.

My pal said he liked my sandles, now he calls me the Swagmister

by coolcat1234 June 4, 2010

swagmastacoops

A person who can be with any woman without trying

I cant believe he got that woman, he's such a swagmastacoops!

by Someone4816461 September 15, 2014

Swag Master of the Universe

Someone who's outrageous swagger is so unreal and mind-blowingly amazing that he/she is named a Swag Master. However, since only one Swag Master of the Universe can exist, one's swag must be so intense and epic that people physically pass out from prolonged exposure to it. That is what constitutes a Swag Master of the Universe.

Some examples of past winners of the honorous title "Swag Master of the Universe" include interenet meme star Kamina with the epic cape and shades, and more recently Justin Bieber... LOL jk.

by Swaggg man October 4, 2012

swag master general

having far more swag and the knowledge of, than anybody else that you have been appointed into an official postion regarding swag.

hey have you seen kyler S?

who is that

you know the swag master general

by swag master general September 28, 2011

Swag Master

A person who walks with a bounce in their step and makes anything look like it's more fun than it actually is.
Can also be used as 'swagga mister' in appropriate situations of complete spectacularity.

Look at Matt the swag master walking down the street with his hat turner sideways! He's got his swagga on today!

by Ginny Jay October 5, 2010