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Swaggamatics

The process of academically performing below standards in any mathematics course, but doing so with swagg.
Jim: I can't believe Kelsey got a 36 on her algebra test!
Sara: Yeah bro, she must really focus on her swaggamatics!
by swaggastud April 23, 2011
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Swaggasaurus rex

1) A god of swag.

2) Someone with enough swag to match the great strength of the tyrannosaurus rex.
Guy 1: Dude, I think we're the most swaggalicious ones here!

Guy 2: We would be, if it wasn't for that swaggasaurus rex over there.
by $wagg 88 November 23, 2011
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Swaggasaurusrexodile

1. A man of Caucasian ethnicity, who far exceeds all blacks in the area of swag, while still being respected and looked up to by his fellow men.

2. The king of all swagger. No other predator can match his swag.

3. Swagger so high and mighty, only he can be compared to a king or royalty. Not even the king of the jungle, the lion, has as much swagger as this mean swag machine.

4. Only man capable of performing the "alligator"!

(Def. - When a man quickly slips his package into a chick, and then wraps his arms and legs around the female and says "I've got AIDS" and then proceeds to roll around, while she trys to fight him off in a state of ecstasy)
>Dude - Man! There's so many super fine dimes in this place, but I'm bouncin out bud!

>>Friend - WTF! Why? Check out the rack over there!!
>>>Dude - Our swag is useless out there. There's a friggen swaggasaurusrexodile over there! Once he gets hold of one nice rack, they all become his prey. I'm not taking no sloppy seconds tonight son...You ever seen what a crocodile can do to a nice rack?!

>The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, learned a hard lesson...People belong in swimming pools. But on land he was a straight up Swaggasaurusrexodile!

>That girl last night wearin the cameltoed sweatpants, muffin-topped lard innertube hammock spaghetti strap tee with damn apeish canadian bacon nipples cuttin through, was such a crocodillahippohydroheffapig with lemony juicy assorted catfish burritos that commit matricide at least 5 times in a row at 43 minute intervals while the sex couch grows tall on Wednesdays and the rain is deep purple in Antarctica when the temprature is 5° below your sisters duck butter, it was totally unreal!!!!! Even a Swaggasaurusrexodile wouldnt prey on that fuglunt!
by 33Hollywood33 May 3, 2010
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Swaggernaut

A swaggernaut is a pimp that cannot be stopped.
"I'm the swaggernaut bitch!"
by Jay Dangles March 28, 2009
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Swaggasaurus Rex

One who uses the term "swag" too often to compensate for a lack of genitals of any sort.
Cindy: How did your date with matt go?
Sally: Oh, you know, he was a Swaggasaurus Rex
Cindy: Oh, it was that bad....?
by swaghater November 15, 2011
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anti-swaggasaurus rex

The opposite of swaggasaurus rex.

Has no game what-so-ever
Basically the "shit" to the swaggasaurus rex
wow he's the anti-swaggasaurus rex. He's never getting sum
by Billy Cosualn September 6, 2011
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Swaggasaurus

A Central Texas based Hardcore/Screamo band known for their enormous amounts of swagger.
Man, last night I moshed so hard to that Swaggasaurus song I thought I broke my arm.
by Bwnage September 16, 2010
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