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Starbucks Marxist

A modern day socialist or communist (or general far left individual) who doesn't realize what a failure left-economics are, and persists in proclaiming themselves part of a marxist group, despite wearing a tee shirt from Walmart and drinking Starbucks latte.

It is uncommon to see a Starbucks Marxist who has a degree- and those that do normally hold the title "bachelor of arts in women's studies."

Common amongst Starbucks Marxists is undying love for Hugo Chavez, Che Guevara, Joseph Stalin, or Karl Marx.
The Starbucks Marxist proclaims his support for communist causes, while wearing a 30 dollar tee shirt made in India by 12 year olds.
by Styxhexenhammer666 March 12, 2014
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Starbucks and Study

When two people go to starbucks pretending to "study", but are actually just going on a date that may or may not involve first, second, third, or even home base.
Guy 1: She just invited me to go to starbucks to study.
Guy 2: Starbucks and study eh?
Guy 1: Shut up!
by TheModernPianist September 29, 2017
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Starbucks Liberal

A "liberal" who is actually not one. Typically drinks frappachinos, reads the New York Times, drives a Prius, and listens to NPR. Votes for any Democrat, regardless of actual position on policy, for an endless list of reasons, most of which are unexamined and fallacious. Considers him or herself a radical, a progressive, and believes in grassroots causes without actually supporting any.
Too bad all those Starbucks Liberals decided John Kerry should be the Democratic nominee in 2004.
by Emerson_PF November 4, 2009
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starbucks

susan:hey
karen:hey susan do you want to get high
susan:sure why no t i just dropped the kids off to ballet
karen:i know this great place called starbucks
by briaW March 1, 2008
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Starbucks Socialist

A term used to describe a person who supposedly loathes corporate America, while at the same time being a major consumer of its products.

The phrase was coined after seeing numerous people drinking Starbucks coffee while preaching the wonders of socialism and the horror of corporate America.
Gabriel sipped his Starbucks coffee while lamenting the rise of corporate America.
by The Remster February 11, 2005
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no Starbucks

A location that is so remote that it does not even have a Starbucks within 5 minutes.
Driving through Paradise California a few months after the Camp Fire...
Jillian: Wow, this place is really desolate. It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.
Terry: Ya it is, no Starbucks.
Jillian: Not even able to place a mobile order to pull a Starbucks virtual cut.
by the comand'r June 25, 2019
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starbucks-noob

Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.
Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.
by GLOPEZ34 May 8, 2011
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