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Swaggot

(adj) term used for person or persons who engage in following fads to the point where they dress alike almost on purpose with limited variations to the outfit. Most commonly identified in skinny jeans or snapback hats for teams they do not follow.
That has to be the third swaggot I've seen in this mall with that same frickin snapback.
by Phoetykft November 28, 2011
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swaggot

95% of the people at school
"I hate school. It's so full of swaggots."
by Don Auditore September 26, 2012
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Swaggotism

A subculture of Western society. "Swaggots" wear snapback hats, lens-less glasses and often have 10,000+ followers/subscribers (are also known as "facebook/twitter famous") and use the word "swag". They spend most of their time sucking each other off whilst listening to Justin Bieber and 1D. Do NOT attempt to insult, otherwise you will be branded as a "hater". Not to be confused with hipsters who are very similar in appearance (but more nebula's, camo jackets and triangles), however are slightly less irritating.
"Omg Justin Bieber is my world, You're just a hater and jealous of his talent" Swaggotism ladies and gentlemen...
by Bhoy95 March 31, 2013
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Swagbito Uchiha

The legendary leader of the Swagkatsuki who roams the YouTube universe armed with nothing but his wits and some swagalicious sunglasses.
Guy 1: Shikas Clouds just uploaded another video dude!

Guy 2: Sweet!! Can't wait to see Swagbito Uchiha's comments!

Guy 1: Wait, who?

Guy 2: We've been friends for 11 years… but I don't think we can be friends anymore.
by CinnamonToastPunch July 18, 2014
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Swaggot

Swaggots are ignorant people ages 13 to 25 whose vocabulary consists of all or some of the following: "swag," "bro," intense exploitives, and any homosexual or sexist comments.

The attire of swaggots includes, but is not limited to; cargo shorts and tight-fitting jeans that always hang below the belt line, exposing the buttocks area. Swaggots also enjoy wearing oversized and gaudy basketball shoes (Nike, Puma, etc.) that sometimes match the color of their knee high athletic socks and shirt. Female swaggots wear low cropped, revealing shirts that attract the sexual interest of the male swaggot. While not always attractive, the female swaggot, or "shawty," is a glorified swaggot sex goddess, since most have had multiple sexual encounters since their first one at the age of 9.
In public, the wild swaggots tend to cluster together, hence why it is rare to find a lone swaggot. While in these cult like congregations, the male swaggot exert their false masculinity by falsifying their absent sex life, exaggerating fiction accounts with females. They also discuss how much marajuna they have smoked, and they never will cease to stop talking about their 4/20 experiences.

WARNING: Do not temp the wild swaggot. Even when slightly provoked (I.e. brushing past them, looking at them), the wild swaggot will attack with a series of "wut? Da fuck bro?" before threatening to beat you up after school.
Jim: "Justin Bieber keeps sagging his pants and talking about pot. He's such a douche."
Bob: "Did you mean, swaggot."
by Biscuit Livingston May 2, 2013
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swagotology

(not to be confused with swagtology): a scientific discipline, a subbranch of sociology rather, dealing with concepts, from a sociological perspective, related to swag, YOLO, YODO, and other issues dealing with either swag or modern teenagers.
While swagtology is the vox populii and non scientific ( in this case i.e done by the popular masses, for popular masses) study of swag and other related concepts, swagotology, IMHO, should be either a separate social science discipline or a subbranch of sociology.
by Sexydimma August 20, 2013
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Swagot

Someone who has so much, “Swag” it makes them seem like a total fagot.
Swagot: “Ay, yo, what up? Check my new gold chain!”

Saber: “I dont give a single fuck about your chains.”
by Saber Hayabusa December 11, 2013
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