belt-and-suspenders man

A man who goes to great lengths to avoid risk, embarassment, or exposure. i.e., if the belt should break, the suspenders will keep his pants on. Not quite paranoid, but on his way there. Can also be said of a man with something to hide. (or less than something as the case may be)

Lars, a real belt-and-suspenders man, saves every single email he sends and receives and archives them to CD, claiming "you just can't be too careful".

by Rex Cavendish February 9, 2005

Independent Suspension

Independent Suspension, slang

1) Up in your face breasts that don't sag at all

2) Great knockers, often breast implants

OMMFG! Did you see the independent suspension on that honey!?

by Immodest August 5, 2012

suspenshous

Somebody being suspicious, with suspense.

Produced (sus)-(pen)-(shoo)-(us)

“Stop being (suspenshous).”
“That’s (suspenshous).”

by Hfudndhdjenxvsundcsjnwbd November 13, 2022

Rough Up the Suspect

Male masturbation. If you rough up the suspect enough he'll eventually talk.

"I rough up the suspect twice daily."

by Anthony December 5, 2003

suspension of disbelief

the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.

when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!

by sandspit October 18, 2007

Suspension Bridge Effect

The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite sex. his fear of falling down causes his heart to pound. He then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite sex.

In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.

Psychologically it would work, but probably not in practice

Joyce: Scooter, I love you!

Scooter: Stop shaking the bridge

Joyce: be careful, your gonna fall. your gonna fall!
_____________________________________________________________

Ramantha: You know, The "suspension bridge effect" really works! i tried it last time.

Hanna: Yeah! I've heard about that! Thats the way to go about confessing right?

Ramantha: Sure is! How do you think i got Moe to start going out with me?

by Yesnik Drappehs October 21, 2008

Suspence Killer

When someone begins to tell you something abo...

An example of a Suspence Killer is simular to the act o...

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010