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Surprise Sex 

Surprise sex is the same as rape except you can't get in trouble. The word "Surprise" must be stated before the act.

Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.
Surprise, bitch!! 'Hope you like Surprise Sex.
Surprise Sex by TheRealCK June 2, 2011

Surprise Sex 

Having sex with someone while they're asleep but when they wake up you yell: "Surprise!"
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!

SURPRISE!!!!

WHAT??!?!

Surprise sex. Is it really that hard to understand?
Surprise Sex by poopsmith74 December 8, 2012

surprise sex 

1. Unannounced and/or forcible sex which ISN'T rape. The kind performed in roleplay, in "dom/sub relationships", and in certain orgy/rock-star-groupie type situations.

2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and slipping it up her shit-hole.
e.g: you can tell a true "do-me girl" by the fact she can't remember her last fuck which wasn't surprise sex
surprise sex by su france April 7, 2010

Surprise Sex 

A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.
A women opens door to her bedroom

a man is on her bed smiling

he grabs her and begins having his way with her

And says surprise sex time!
Surprise Sex by Shinji Ex May 6, 2011

Surprise Sex 

The best kind of sex. Not rape like previously thought of.

It can be long, but is usually a "quickie," sex done quickly and shameless with your partner!

Surprise sex has been going on for millenia and was quite popular in classical Greece and ancient Rome.
Guy: Hey girl, it's me...guess what?

Girl: What?

Guy: Surprise!!! It's time for some surprise make-up sex! You'll love it! It's my surprise sex for you tonight, baby!

Surprise Sex 

It's not rape, it's surprise sex!
Surprise Sex by randy mac August 28, 2003