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Andrei suruboru

Andrei suruboru is normally a person that is 3/4 monkey and 1/4 human. In addition to this this type of person is normally very stupid and most of the times gets D’s in his tests. Also this type of person will normally be a truck driver when they are older and love to swing on trees and eat his fathers bananna 24/7.
Person 1: that guy from our school is so annoying, I hate him so much!

Person 2: That guy is such an Andrei suruboru!
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What are you doing?I have surfboredism!
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Surfboart

How Beyonce says "Surfboard" in her song Drunk in Love.
i've been grindin in the cluh and ridin mah surfboart
by big man doo doo April 24, 2014
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surfboard

A vagina with all of the hair shaved off.
My brothers g/f has a surfboard.
by Ashley M March 31, 2005
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SurfBoard

Used in Beyonce's song Drunk in Love referring to a sex position. The sex position is when the male is on the bottom laying and the girl grinds and fucks him as if she was sitting on a surfboard. The song lyric goes..

"Then I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard....Raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swervin, surfing all of this good, good"
Fill the tub halfway and ride it with my surfboard.

Yo, dude she did the surfboard on me last night. I felt like I was fucking Beyonce.
by adriennebasedgod January 3, 2014
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SurfBoarding

Doing a chick doggy style, then both laying down flat, male on top of her while continuing to stroke. Not unlike riding a surrfboard in a face down horizontal position.
I was strokin that girl from behind for so long I got tired and had to finish by surfboarding her.

I like surfboarding so I can mash my nuts between her thighs while I'm fucking her in the ass.
by DOTB May 6, 2009
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Surfboard

The surfboard sex position is when the male lays flat and erect. The female then proceeds to stand over him with one foot on each side of his hips. Next, drop down, swerve on the wood and ride as if it were a surfboard. May also be performed in reverse if preferred
Fill the bathtub half way and I'll ride you like a surfboard.
by KokoandLolo July 16, 2014
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