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Superman Socks

Blue calf-high socks worn by douche-guy in first installment of Street Music starring Kassemg and Nicepeter.
Nicepeter: Flying high in my Superman Socks!!!
KassemG: You don't know what these socks are!!

KassemG: I'm not the one wearing Blue socks...
Douche-Guy: If you even knew what these were, like-
Nicepeter: Those are Superman Socks, he's got Super-beads.
by Lockeshores October 9, 2010
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Superman syndrome

Personality or character trait, implying one or both of the following:

A) the workaholick: the person tries to be a perfectionist or one-man-army, accomplishing as much as possible him/herself;

B) the saviour: the person constantly feels the urge to try and help or "save" others, comforting them in times of distress whenever possible.
A)
1: uh, the photocopier just broke down.
2: cool, i'm on it.
1: and the sales meeting is about to fall apart.
2: let me talk to the client.
1: AND your secretary is about to go into labour!
2: great, just send in the client while i deliver her baby.
1: dude, who do you think you are, Superman!?

B)
1: hey, that girl's really screwed up. i wonder if i could help her change..that'd be really hot.
2: da hell? you tryin' to save her? what, you have Superman syndrome or something?
by Superman Syndrome April 23, 2009
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Houdini Superman Surprise

Similar in execution to the original Houdini, although to perform correctly you should have dressed up as mild mannered reporter clark kent. Upon spitting on the ladys back she will turn round, whilst she is doing this simply leap into the nearest cupboard and leap back out again dressed as the man of steel, then ejaculate your super-sperm into the ladys astonished face, bellow the legend "Houdini SUUUPERMAAAAN!" then leave via the nearest window.
'Hey Man, your mum sure looked shocked when i gave her the Houdini Superman Surprise last night!'

'Yeah, I think she was expecting a Darren Delight instead!'
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008
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Superman Slap

Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.

*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."

Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"

Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."

Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
by Sovietnickie October 2, 2012
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Superman Syndrome

A term used to describe a person who looks completely unrecognizable when they take off or put on glasses.
Dude 1: *waves to a guy in the hall
Dude 2: Hey who's that?
Dude 1: Oh, that's George.
Dude 2: Really? I couldn't recognize him without his glasses.
Dude 1: Yeah, he's got superman syndrome
by ksdedoof December 7, 2013
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superman syndrome

When someone is so good at leaving with no one noticing, you start to think they are actually superman.
What happened to Jason? He always does this, there must be an earthquake in China or something. That kid's got superman syndrome.
by rupe February 22, 2008
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superman sex

When you tell a girl ur superman and that you will take her on a fly if she has sex. If she said yes then you have superman sex
Me and a girl from the bar had superman sex last night but she got drunk and tried to fly withput me. (Dont try this at home a bitch will die)
by Pickledpistol March 13, 2016
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