Sunfish

Noun -- A dude with a penis so small, it really serves no purpose.

Orrigination: Comes from a Berklee College of Music dormitory in Boston when a cute girl got dumped by a guy with a small penis.

The sex I had last night was terrible. The guy was totally a sunfish.

by Berklee Chick May 10, 2004

Sunfish

Used similarly to awkward turtle...same motion is made, but hands are turned so thumbs are verticle. No need to state "awkward sunfish" because it is awkard enough in itself...you would just be redundant.

Beth presents exceptionally awkward situation...like usual
Ryan performs Sunfish

by NightCreeper January 3, 2008

Sunfished

When you are fooled into thinking a girl is attractive from because she is wearing a sun dress.

"I got sunfished by this girl walking on campus the other day. She looked like a dime from across the quad but quickly turned into a nickle."

by Marweezy March 27, 2015

sunfished

When you think a girl is hot when she's wearing sunglasses, but come to quite a different conclusion when she takes off said pair of sunglasses.

Yo bro, I saw this hard 9 wearing sunglasses, so I went up to her and asked her to put her number into my phone. When she took off her sunglasses so she can see what she was doin', that 9 went to a 5 - REAL FAST. It was then I knew I was sunfished.

by TBoneRaw February 12, 2019

Sunfishing

Living the dream,

We were sunfishing back then boy

by Hoogan123 October 27, 2016

Sunfish

Slang for someone who dies easily or is weak

My game character is such a sunfish, they're so hard to keep alive.

by Otaku Weeb Weirdo November 16, 2023

Sonic Sunfish

(noun:) The act of taking your index and middle finger together and shoving it directly at another's clothed anal hole causing them pain, Or pleasure in some cases.

Jeffery: Hey Tom guess what!
Tom: What?
Jeffery: I just gave Jason a sonic sunfish!
Tom: Awesome! *high five*
...
Jason:HNNGGG!!! owwwch

by slipz May 20, 2010