Sumpter

A super swag guy, when u see him your head will explode because he has so much swag and is soooooooo awesome.

Whoa he's so swaggy he must be a sumpter.

by 11Haha21 December 3, 2014

sumped

A mix between psyched and pumped

I am so sumped for the party!

by Jessicaaaaaaaa May 24, 2006

Sumped

The act of preforming gay sex in a drainage pit to please your wife's political wishes.

Wok watched as her husband got sumped by several men. This was done to teach him equality with the homosexual community.

by SonOfGatz October 13, 2020

Brayden Sumpter

The most awsome person you will ever meet.
The best youTuber ever! Soon he will have 1,000 subscribers.
Subscribe to him please.

Brayden Sumpter is awsome awsomer awsmest

by Brayden Sumpter is awsome October 9, 2016

Sumptee

1. Whilst shitting on a porto-shitter, one receives head. This is not a blumpkin seeing that one receives the fellatio whilst shitting on a porto-shitter and not on a normal shitter.

The term was coined by the great band Zebrahead while on the Warped Tour in 2006. When I asked the story behind it, I was told “Use your imagination…”

Mick: Hey dood Where have you been for the last 30 minutes!? you missed AFI!!!

Jimmy: Dude! that cum dumpster we met by that merch booth gave me a sumptee in that shit shed over there!!!

by Cameron Stuart December 13, 2008

Larry Sumpter

Awesome, Brilliant and amazing. Great technique with hands in and out of bed. Also known for cunnilingus and wittiness.

OMG Larry Sumpter was great, it lasted all night.

by LWS69 September 24, 2011

Sumped

Sumped is the past tense of simp

I sumped for Draco Malfor

by Yourmomsfuckbuddy December 22, 2020