Suicide Bomb 

When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.

Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.

Suicide Bomb by octacle August 21, 2024

[Suicide Bomb] 

Suicide Bomb. n. 1. The act of taking a shit on your parter's chest, then proceeding to smack the Q'uran on top of it to resemble an explosion.

Guy 1: Jenny passed out last night, so Kunal gave her a suicide bomb.
Guy 2: No way, you got pictures?
Guy 1: Yeah, we gave her arabian goggles too.

[Suicide Bomb] by Slamtera January 29, 2009

Loko Suicide Bomb 

A drink that combines Jagermeister with Four Loko and then drops a 5 Hour Energy into it just before shooting.

We have found Loko Suicide Bomb's to be lethal in every single case of ingestion. Who wants one?

Loko Suicide Bomb by clbail04 November 7, 2010

the suicide bomb 

While receiving fellatio you hold your partners head down and without informing them you ejaculate into their mouth screaming JIHAD!

Partner: Tell me when you are gonna cum.
You: oh yeah, don't worry just keep going. oh yeah.
Partner: mmpphhhh
You: oh yeah! JIHAD! (holding head firmly down possibly with two hands)
Partner: mph cough gag
You: How'd you like the suicide bomb?
Partner: You Fucking asshole.

the suicide bomb by LFT April 26, 2008

the suicide bomb 

The suicide bomb is when you take a dump on a women's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Quran.

She said she was down with scat. So I bought a Quran, shit on her chest, and wiped it off. She asked "what the fuck was that?" Told her it was called the suicide bomb.

the suicide bomb by Bob Noneya November 12, 2019

Suicide Bomber 

Blowing yourself up for a cause, killing many innocent people in the process.

There is nothing to bury when you die as a suicide bomber. You’re in a million, little pieces mother fucker.

Suicide Bomber by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016

suicide bombing 

Farting in your own cube at work. As opposed to crop dusting

I was so busy at work today that I had to resort to a suicide bombing.

suicide bombing by Martha_H July 25, 2008