While receiving fellatio you hold your partners head down and without informing them you ejaculate into their mouth screaming JIHAD!
Partner: Tell me when you are gonna cum.
You: oh yeah, don't worry just keep going. oh yeah.
Partner: mmpphhhh
You: oh yeah! JIHAD! (holding head firmly down possibly with two hands)
Partner: mph cough gag
You: How'd you like the suicide bomb?
Partner: You Fucking asshole.
You: oh yeah, don't worry just keep going. oh yeah.
Partner: mmpphhhh
You: oh yeah! JIHAD! (holding head firmly down possibly with two hands)
Partner: mph cough gag
You: How'd you like the suicide bomb?
Partner: You Fucking asshole.
by LFT April 26, 2008
Now this is the story:
Suicide bombing is the act of ejaculating all over the girl while she is on her knees giving you head. But there is a catch, you mustn't say a word before you cum and you gotta yell at the top of your lungs as you whip it out of her mouth and therefore blow yourself all over her face and tits. If you accomplish to do all of this, her face will look exactly like one of the terrorist victims when they are about to be bombed, except that she will stay alive and will have cum on her face instead of blood and flesh...
Oh and, uh, yelling out gods name makes it even more dramatic for some reason! Thank me later. ;)
Suicide bombing is the act of ejaculating all over the girl while she is on her knees giving you head. But there is a catch, you mustn't say a word before you cum and you gotta yell at the top of your lungs as you whip it out of her mouth and therefore blow yourself all over her face and tits. If you accomplish to do all of this, her face will look exactly like one of the terrorist victims when they are about to be bombed, except that she will stay alive and will have cum on her face instead of blood and flesh...
Oh and, uh, yelling out gods name makes it even more dramatic for some reason! Thank me later. ;)
Ron: Man, I did the suicide bombing last night!
Clark: You did what?
Ron: I busted a nut on the girls face while screaming "hail hydra!!" She was so shocked! I felt like a true terrorist and she was my victim
Clark: You sick fuck...
Clark: You did what?
Ron: I busted a nut on the girls face while screaming "hail hydra!!" She was so shocked! I felt like a true terrorist and she was my victim
Clark: You sick fuck...
by SlowlyThere August 14, 2017
A very generous act were one or more people show there love to there gods people by killing innocent people. makes no fucking total sense but hey
In a bar 2 lovebugs make there debu at a bar after having a long conversation without taking there eyes off eachother
Rob:(writes on napkin)first kiss time?
Lucy:(writes on napkin) will you still love me in the morning? with slight giggle and gorgeous smile
Rob:(writes on napkin) Forever and ever babe X
they kiss and are truly in love withone another they are loving there life right now.
but no some generous man walks in and shouts "jihad"and ends there lives, fuk i hate this world and suicide bombing
Rob:(writes on napkin)first kiss time?
Lucy:(writes on napkin) will you still love me in the morning? with slight giggle and gorgeous smile
Rob:(writes on napkin) Forever and ever babe X
they kiss and are truly in love withone another they are loving there life right now.
but no some generous man walks in and shouts "jihad"and ends there lives, fuk i hate this world and suicide bombing
by godlikejew July 19, 2009
The suicide bomb is when you take a dump on a women's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Quran.
She said she was down with scat. So I bought a Quran, shit on her chest, and wiped it off. She asked "what the fuck was that?" Told her it was called the suicide bomb.
by Bob Noneya November 12, 2019
by Carne asodomy March 28, 2020
Suicide Bomb. n. 1. The act of taking a shit on your parter's chest, then proceeding to smack the Q'uran on top of it to resemble an explosion.
Guy 1: Jenny passed out last night, so Kunal gave her a suicide bomb.
Guy 2: No way, you got pictures?
Guy 1: Yeah, we gave her arabian goggles too.
Guy 2: No way, you got pictures?
Guy 1: Yeah, we gave her arabian goggles too.
by Slamtera January 29, 2009
A drink that combines Jagermeister with Four Loko and then drops a 5 Hour Energy into it just before shooting.
by clbail04 November 05, 2010