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Snaccident

When you eat something cause you got Munchies that you weren’t supposed to eat. If you are on a diet or the snack food in question did not belong to you , etc.
Sally: what happened to all the cake?
Sally’s roommate : I didn’t mean to eat all of it, honestly it was a midnight Snaccident.
by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 5, 2020
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smaccident

To smack an individual or object by accident.

First used (albeit unintentionally) in the phrase, "Accident, smaccident!" that belittles the claim that something occurred by chance.
(Jim hits bob)

Jim: Ow! What was that for?
Bob: I don't know-- it was a smaccident!
by 50commonyears January 19, 2010
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Shaccident

Noun. When one mistakenly shacks (shares a bed/spends the night romantically, the act of sex isn't a shack requirement) with someone for an evening, whether it was a drunken mistake or turns ugly later. The term can be used to refer to the incident itself or the person shacked with.
I had a shaccident. I shacked with that guy, and now he's clingy like a parasite. OR That was a total shaccident. I didn't realize how ugly she was until this morning. OR He's a shaccident. I meant to shack with his friend instead. OR She's a shaccident. She was a terrible kisser.
by Nerdpimp March 21, 2009
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saccident

Chad: Joe looked fantastic in drag last night, except when he did those high kicks. I'm pretty sure I saw his balls.
Kathleen: He did high kicks? Sounds like a saccident waiting to happen.
by The Benigma March 28, 2009
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Shitcident

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.
I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.
by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010
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SuicideStall

This is when you go into a bathroom needing to take a JDub, and there is only one stall available (the others are occupied by other MadShyters). The absolute worst situation is when there are 3 stalls, and you get stuck with the middle one. You're caught in the cross-fire of stank smells.
"P-Diddy went upstairs planning to take a RayBurr, but instead was stuck in the SuicideStall" or "After an evening of drinking Natty Light, ER went to the Mall. Suddenly, he knew he had to drop a JDub in a damn hurry. He went to the Mall bathroom, but the only stall available was the SuicideStall. He decided to try to smuggle the JDub back home, but instead shat in he draws as he went over a speed bump on the way out of the Mall".
by The Guvna June 27, 2003
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Snaccident

When an unexpected opportunity to snack occurs which can not be avoided, and therefore can not be blamed on the snacker.
Zeus the dog had a snaccident when Cassie dangled Josh's pet gerbil, Zack in front of his face. Poor Zack.

"Susan, where's the rest of the sour cream and cheddar chips?", he asked. She said "Sorry Rob, there was an unfortunate snaccident involving those chips today."
by UnderTheGun42 February 10, 2010
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