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A heniously diagusting sex act that involves being double-taxed.
"We didn't have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal."
by Jeorgy Porge January 12, 2020
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Sussex Royal

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A heniously vile sex act that is double-taxed. (By Britain and Canada)
We did not have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal.
by Jeorgy Porge January 12, 2020
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Suisex

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Sex with suisui
Suisex the suisui suiseven times a day
by WeabooDolfy125 September 29, 2021
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A Sussex

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Doing ‘A Sussex’ is being caught complaining about something that you have absolutely no right to complain about, especially continuing to complain at the most inappropriate moments. Like complaining that your luxury elite life is hard whilst on the outskirts of an impoverished African Village.

“It’s not enough to survive, you have to thrive” And ‘Not many people have asked if I’m ok’ Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle whilst on tour of African village.
Friend A: I’ve just told Megs I’ve been diagnosed with cancer and my hairs falling out. She said she could relate because she had this really stubborn corn on her foot and it prevented her from wearing her new shoes.

Friend B: Seriously, WTF, comparing your diagnosis with her f**king corn, what a Sussex.
by GigiPretty August 31, 2020
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succexy

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A term coined my Metric used to falsely portray a situation that is successful and sexy in order to glamorize it. The term is mostly used to describe how politicians try to create a positive illusion of an unpopular military/political operation.
Metric: "Invasion so succexy".

I'm getting sick of how Bush keeps describing the war in Iraq as being so succexy.
by Gary Gamm September 22, 2006
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Sussex Royal

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Verb: to Sussex Royal. To brand cheap shite and tat and sell it off for monetary gain to ones elderly grandmother's disgust and upset.
Meghan Markle ordered 2000 dodgy t-shirts from AliExpress for a fiver, has Sussex Royaled them and now is selling them for £350 each on her friend Misha MooCow's site.
by Linda La Hughes January 13, 2020
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Sussex

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To have sex with someone who is sus
You lokin real sussy over her wanna have sussex
by Gamer gamer April 26, 2021
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