sucks to be you

thank god I'm not you! I mean, I sympathize and everything...but damn, I would hate to be in your place.

"I got pulled over last night for going 55 in a 50."
"Man, sucks to be you."

by mewanteefirthee June 18, 2004

sucks to be you

Self-explanatory. The more insulting way of letting someone know that you don't really give a shit about their problem.

"Hey, Sandra, I don't have a ride to the party..hint hint."
"Hey, Alicia, it looks like it sucks to be you"

by Allie June 18, 2004

sucks to be you

Sucks To Be You blog is a humor web site that revels in others' misfortune, where people discover and suggest news, pictures and videos of life's horribly amusing moments.

Man, did you read that story on Sucks To Be You about that British lady who fell off a cliff chasing a feather?

by gary@stby March 10, 2009

sucks to be you

A phrase. It's typically used by a person with few or no problems against someone who has told a woeful story about a major problem or terrible event that has recently occured to them that will not be put behind them anytime soon.

Mike: "My life is in the shitter... My wife left me, my dog was hit by a car and killed, I've lost my job, I found out I have cancer, and I need another beer!"

John: "Damn Mike! Sucks to be you!"

by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004

sucks to be you

A phrase that is said when a person has just told a sad sad story to a person that doesn't care.

Teary eyed child: "My dog died"
Uncaring person: "Well, sucks to be you!"

by Curtis June 18, 2004

sucks to be you

Commonly said phrase when something unfortunate happens to a friend, but it's laughable and/or you don't care.

Mary: OMG! My opponent in Starcraft is using a map hack!
Tom: Sucks to be you!

by Lina Blade June 12, 2004

sucks to be you

A figure of speach used to inform somebody that they are in an unsatisfactory position.

person 1: "I can't go to the bar tonight, I have no money"

person 2: "Man.. sucks to be you"

by Sarah June 16, 2004