Albanian suckerpunch

During sex, a man punches his partner in the neck, making her mouth open up, and then he gets a bj.

Penis! wow! albanian suckerpunch

by jdashasf May 24, 2011

Suckerpunch

When a lady friend is sucking your dong and punching your balls simultaneously.

"Hi Billy, how was your night last night?"

"Hi CJ. It went swimmingly! I met up with Mona and she suckerpunched me for, like, an hour. My scrot really hurts today. And my wang is all dried up"

by BillyBonez October 16, 2008

suckerpunch

Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.

Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."

CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."

by billybonez October 18, 2008

suckerpunch

Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.

Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."

CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."

by billybonez October 22, 2008

suckerpuncher

A term you use when your faggot friends start fucking you over in a shitty game called League of Legends.

Term originally coined by Eugenius Krabs of the BigBlueFaggots

"Oh my God, Ryze just ulted me into the enemy team!"
"What a suckerpuncher."

by derpking21 February 12, 2018

Suckerpunch

Suckerpunch known as a blowjob that knocks you out

She gave such a good suckerpunch, she knocked me out

by definermaster June 18, 2017

suckerpunch

When someone is fucking with you and doesn't stop even though you already said to stop, he gets a punch for being a jerk.

Somebody is talking shit about you; you advise him to stop, but he continues, so he receives a suckerpunch.

by Webguy#1 August 1, 2023