suckcess

One who seeks advancement by debasing him or herself.

Ima give some kneepads to that sucksess bitch who stole my promotion.

by ubiq1 December 30, 2004

suckcess

1. A sarcastic deviation of the word "success".
2. Outright failure to amuse, entertain or otherwise impress.
3. To suck

Your feeble attempts at humor are a suckcess.

by who__cares May 16, 2009

suckcession

A series of epic fails.

In what was a total suckcession, Brian managed to alienate everyone in the room, trip in a ridiculous manner, give himself a concussion, then make a drunken pass at his boss's son.

by voodooKobra July 24, 2010

suckcess

(1) A great blowjob.
(2) The satisfaction during/after a blowjob.

"That BJ was a total suckcess on your part."

"SUCKCESS!!"

by Christophe McLovern May 3, 2008

suckcession

A closely-spaced series of blowjobs.

A good test of a gal's skill at fellatio is how easily she can convince a number of dudes to let her orally get them off one after another in rapid suckcession.

by QuacksO February 25, 2022

suckcessful

Triumphant at getting a stud to let you orally "drain his equipment".

Monica Blewinsky is so voluptuously beautiful and has such huge luscious lips that she would likely be suckcessful with almost ANY dude whom she approached for "pressure-relieving" privileges.

by QuacksO February 25, 2022

Suckcess

A kind of full on success that only happens when you finally realise, admit, and embrace that you suck at something.

- The Romans f-g sucked at naval warfare, bro!
- I know! And they knew too! And that's how they reached suckcess, dominating the seas!

by DjDb October 9, 2017