nick sturniolo

so pretty

hottest sturniolo

funniest person in the world

hates birds

nick sturniolo is so sweet!

by i’m hot shit May 11, 2022

Sturniolo

The world's best last name. Someone with this last name will be the hottest person you will ever meet. Mortal souls can not handle the intense looks and great personality of a sturniolo. They are all around great people that will treat you right.

"My God. That Sturniolo is the greatest person I will ever meet. Hes hottest person I will ever meet. I heard even Satan quivers before him."

by FortniteTerrible January 22, 2021

sturniolo triplets

The sturniolo triplets are most likely seen on TikTok or YouTube maybe even on insta.They make funny content with there friends sometimes.Their names are Matt,Chris,and nick you should watch them.Or don’t I don’t control you

Friend:hey have you seen the new video the sturniolo triplets posted
You:no not yet but I plan to

by Melody Limon March 17, 2022

Chris Sturniolo

someone who has genuinely helped me through a lot and i could never appreciate more.

i love chris sturniolo

by swagger than u and ur mom <3 May 14, 2022

Stornch

To Stornch something is a homosexual term for storing items inside each other's anus.

'What did you do with those Apples' 'Don't worry I Stornch them for us to eat later.'

by Allthemandoids July 31, 2020

David Stern

David Stern is the horrendous commissioner of the NBA. He allows referees to blatantly change the outcome of certain NBA games, most commonly playoff games and ALWAYS calls them "mistakes". The worst case happened in 2002 when the Lakers won Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals against the Kings because the refs gave the Lakers many free throw opportunities in the 4th quarter. All of the calls were against the Kings, and were not even fouls. This threw away the chances of seeing a Nets v. Kings Finals series in 2002. If you don't believe this, Google "the worst tragedy in sports".

When you really need him, Stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. In the NBA draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. When he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in Madison Square Garden booed him. Some good commissioner, eh? Stern cares only about money and ruining NBA teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.

David Stern fan: the lakers kings game wasnt fixed man you just a stupid hater who cant appreciate that the nba is the greatest sport ever!!!
Me: ...I ain't even gonna reply, but I have to, since you're such an idiot...watch the game and you'll see that it was fixed.
Stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
Me -_-

by JustinBiebersucks June 28, 2010

Starndard

As opposed to the word 'standard' meaning average or common, Starndard (vocal emphasis being placed on the 'ar') is often used to indicate that something is terrific, noble or sublime.

Would you like a bit of my starndard sandwich?

Oh thanks. Wow, that is a seriously starndard sandwich!

by Mert Gowder May 4, 2011