stupify

A variant spelling of "stupefy"; to make someone look stupid ...

Why do you always have to stupify me in public?!

by petermax July 14, 2010

stupify

to dazzle someone with beauty and classiness so overwhelming as to cause a brief period of dazed confusion followed by overwhelming joy and delight

what all the bitches at my funeral will be when they get a load of my solid gold plated double wide coffin with white silk lining and 24's with spinners all remote controlled up so it rolls and bounces and shit

Latreace: bitch was u at fishers funeral/bbq? i heard it was slammin.

Latrell: No bitch that shit was crazy. i was all stupify up. i wish that nigga never died.

Latreace: anotha nigga gone, anotha nigga gone.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009

studify

1) To freeze with caution

2) To scare the *beep* out of someone.

3( To go the bathroom! Gross!

1) "Sarah has been studify for hours! She hasent moved!"

2) "Shit! don't studify me like that!"

3) "I need to go studify"

by Studify Lady May 14, 2007

Studifying

To have created something appropriate for a student.

The website designer arranged the interface, by studifying it.

by Normski41 February 8, 2010

stupify

When a fuck boy try to come at you wit that bullshit so you just got to let him know naw, yo shit whack and this is how you spell that shit. We don't do know Webster, Webshit dictionary round here!

"Its STUPIFY mufugga!!"

by ThaGreatOne August 31, 2017

stubify

To remove a person's limbs above the joints, to the point of them becoming stubs.

I am about to stubify my music teacher because he does not take anything less than perfect.

by MichaelBJordan June 22, 2020

Stupify

A satirical misspelling of Spotify because of they horrible music collection and DRM hell

Expect this when you using Stupify:
1. Loudness war under "Remastered" disguise
2. Pseudo-woke artists, fangays, or edgy listeners
3. Mumble Rap
4. Top chart nobody asked for
5. The DRM Hell: Once the artists or the Big Labels took the music down, you can no longer access it anymore, even though you saved it for offline playback

by Sir. B September 3, 2020