stupacalypse

Unless you have been living under a rock, or hoarding poopsocks, you have seen the movie Idiocracy. In addition to being fucking hilarious, it is the most frightening piece of dystopian horror ever made. The perfect clarity of vision when the movie describes the decent of mankind into its inevitable future state shows us our ultimate fate, death by Stupacalypse.

Are Jeff and Wayne trying to tap that keg?

I know, it's gonna be a total stupacalypse. I hope you like foam.

by the pointy bit January 22, 2014

slapocalypse

A technique of handling an instrument, especially a guitar or the family of sitars thereof, where you slam or strike the chords sharply with or as if with the open hand.

David challenged him to a contest in bass playing and Sam reiterated that he would cause a slapocalypse on him.

by slapocalypse August 23, 2021

Snopocalypse

The nickname for the massive snowstorm that hit the ENTIRE united states in early February 2011. Power outages, a week out of school, and roads of solid ice? It's the apocalypse of snow.

When the snopocalypse hit, it was like the world ended for a week!

by bee.cool February 25, 2011

Shapocalypse

A combination of the spocker (two in pink, two in stink) and the shocker (two in pink on in stink) to make four in the pink, three in the stink.

"I hooked up with a complete gaper last night. Had enough room in there to give her the fuckin' Shapocalypse."
"I'm gonna show you something that's gonna end your world bitch...prepare to recieve the 7 horsemen (fingers) of the Shapocalypse"

by Brandon Forsythe May 3, 2008

Skapocalypse

The epitome of sexy in Clique. Beware, he will tap you. srsly

Hey Skapocalypse! Wait! What the fuck? Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!1

by Bob Blinker January 30, 2009

Slutpocalypse

The period of time after one re-ups, as in replenishes their drug supply, that is characterized by the continuing appearance of slutty desperate creatures looking to suck, fuck, and stroke for their next high.

Guys we have to move locations this slutpocalypse is bringing too much attention.

by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020

Slapocalypse

The act of slapping someone unexpectedly in full public view.

Will Smith unleashed a slapocalypse on Chris Rock.

I never expected my mother's slapocalypse when I told her I failed 7th grade math.

by N0whereman March 29, 2022