stumpified

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.

1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"

by covered in soot November 3, 2007

stupefused

To be stupefied and confused at once. Describes a state of total lack of understanding.

These user manual directions have me stupefused.

by Shauna Meek September 13, 2008

stupified

Being overwhelmed by the stupidity of others.

I felt stupified after only 5min of watching the Kardashians.

by Stupified65 June 16, 2012

STUEFED

A fart that can clear a 12 x 13 foot office within seconds, typically having a hang time of just over ten minutes.

Someone Stuefed the sales managers office rendering the inventory cards unaccessible for the time being.

by Finance Department January 15, 2009

stupiefied

When a person says or does something and you don't understand it.

When kiersten jumped on ruslan she became stupified.

by Andre April 28, 2005

stupified

Confused and stupid at the same time. Sometimes involves starring blankly into the abyss.

Alex Wall is always stupified

by Blake R May 14, 2007

stupifried

to be so stoned that all you can do is sit and laugh at how stoned you are

I got so stupifried off that weed from Paul.

by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008