Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005

stumping

A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.

I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.

by Madronin September 14, 2008

stump

A short, poorly dressed porn actress; specifically Kendra Jade

Look at the stump hanging on to Lukas Rossi like a cold sore.

by BettyBlooper March 23, 2007

stump

a person who is short and stuby in stature

brian you are such a little damn stump

by jerkoffamestupkowski January 1, 2008

stump

the remaining part of an amputated limb (i.e. arm or leg)

Cherry's stump is so freakin' attractive even if it's just three inches from her hip.

by reyrefran October 10, 2005

stumping

Using the remaining stump of a amputated limb to have sex with someone.

John: Don't use that dildo...use my stump!

Heather: Oh I love you John....Give me a good stumping!!!

by The Real Shwa November 24, 2010

Stump

A synonym for a mentally retarded person

The short bus is always full of stumps

by stumph8er December 28, 2011