Studying

The act of looking through facebook bumper stickers.

Mom: Are you doing your homework?
Kid: Yeah, I'm studying.

by Naokashi January 17, 2009

Studying

This is when a man is checking out a women. A.K.A "Study" the girl.

Boy #1: "Dude what sup?'"
Boy #2: "Dude shut up I'am studying here!"

by orangeman123 January 9, 2013

Studying

a term used to describe the act of sitting with a notebook, pencil, and calculator in front of you while you check your Facebook and StumbleUpon.

I spent all night "studying" in the library last night, and by that I mean I spent all night reading every single entry on FMyLife.com

by The Nice Wordsmith May 6, 2010

Studying

The act of bashing one's head against one's books in an attempt to learn through osmosis.

John is studying.

by u1025013 October 31, 2012

Studying

The commonly used lie or excuse for teenagers to stay up late and watch hardcore porn and/or Russian Hentai, while masturbating with coconut scented shampoo and/or conditioner.

"Nicholas Cage was always studying before his SAT'S."

by ChristainMicheal February 20, 2015

Studying

A disease in which an individual experience the sensation of impending death. The word studying is a derivative of the English words "Student" and "Dying." (Student+Dying=Stu-dying) Therefore it describes the process in which a student of any age is pressured to spend hours leering at textbooks until they feel like they are physically dying. The only cure for this disease is commonly known as "Summer."

H: What's up?
P: Studying.
H: Aww, man, I'm here for you.

by purple_seastar January 3, 2014

Studying

A code word for hard alcohol, typically used in a college setting

Are we studying Saturday night?

I was studying so much this weekend I can't even remember what happened.

by psycho3991 March 26, 2013