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Stumpfucked

To be furiously fucked with the gnarled stump of an amputee.
I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!
by Rev. Steve P. lll December 17, 2008
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strydfuck

Something magical between three male friends. The first guy puts his magic stick in the rectum of second guy, he puts the magic stick of the third guy in his mouth, the first and the third guys are meanwhile french kissing each other.
Hey Bro, wanna strydfuck with Joe and me?
Yo, man i just strydfucked, it's the best sex in the world.
Time to have a strydfuck dad and uncle Tom!
by BtchSlpper April 2, 2013
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stufuckingpendous

Something more amazing than the vanilla version of stupendous.
You're going to Waikiki in 2 weeks? That's Stufuckingpendous!
by aminoacid December 5, 2013
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Stumpfuck

when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance
Hello my fine sir, would you be interested in a casual stumpfuck session in my van
by crayon connoisseurs June 21, 2020
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stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.
"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."
by Jeff May 21, 2003
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Studfucker

One who has sex with only good looking people
"Oh I hear she's a studfucker, you have no chance man"
by OoshB June 15, 2012
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spudfucker

Slur for someone of Irish descent.
Jon's nickname was "Paddy McSpudfucker"
by JiggaJim March 24, 2003
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