A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.
Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!
After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.
After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.
by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011
Get the Cry-sturbation mug.When a group of girls known for their love of cock go on vacation together (usually spring break) and just hunt for dicks to ride and suck. These girls are usually in college and are fraternity/athlete groupies and have disappointed their parents by sucking gargantuan amounts of cock.
by zorba_AB February 29, 2012
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by livila10 July 8, 2011
Get the seducation mug.adj.- A universally accepted term described as being pleasurable on a legendary magnitude. Something so desirable to the senses that one might be stunned. Being left with a sensation that leaves one desiring no other emotion thereafter.
"You're TPS reports looked stunsational this quarter!"
"Those wheels are so stunsational I have to sit down."
"That fedora the guy driving the Evo was wearing drained all the stunsationalism out of the room."
"Those wheels are so stunsational I have to sit down."
"That fedora the guy driving the Evo was wearing drained all the stunsationalism out of the room."
by Mandalore88 October 7, 2012
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Work should be pretty relaxed tomorrow with Bob away at that training. It should be a nice staycation!
by candyland1234 September 27, 2012
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