Stuckey's

An odd chain of gas stations and souvenir shops that flourished in the 1950's, became exceedingly unsavory in the 1970's and somehow continues to exist today in 20 states.

Stuckey's is "famous" for its Turd Bird sculptures and gigantic fecal Pecan Logs.

Hey honey, we're low on gas. Should we fill up at Stuckey's.

You bet! I'll grab a famous Pecan Log and one of those amusing Turd Birds for grandpa while you pump 'ol Bessie full of premium petrol!

Ha ha! I wonder which one gramps will eat first!

Oh, you!

by Dave of the Dead December 16, 2008

paris stuckey

one of the most gorgeous girls on the face of this planet . she's perfect from head to toe . everyone knows her and if they don't , they wish they did . she's so sweet and stunning . did i mention that she is STUNNING? yeah . her name is just so awesome . it'd be so cool if she went to paris and came back and was like , " hey guys , i'm paris and i've been to paris ! " epic moment right there . if you don't know her then you should get to know her . i mean she isn't hard to miss , she's the one with the gorgeous face and amazing personality . long story short , she's amazing . <3

- gosh , i wish i knew paris . she's so amazing .

- there you have . Paris Stuckey ladies and gentlemen . making girls all around feel like poop compared to her .

by LULU . c; October 24, 2011

Stuckeyed

To be rammed in the crotch with a toilet plunger.

Bitch got stuckeyed!

by Randy Savage March 31, 2004

Stucky

Going all in on stake.com. Often a method used to print millions of dollars.;
Can also mean the loss of your father due to the semi truck full speeding and crashing into david while delivering the pizzas.

The stucky method just made me 3 million.
Stucky just got hit by the semi.

by ashjfa7usfhasfbasg April 7, 2023

Stuckeye

When a person gets out of bed and can't open their eyes because they are stuck together with crusty sleep. The condition is usually more dramatic if the person has conjunctivitis.

Fred: Far out, this morning when I woke up I had the worst stuckeye. I think I'm getting conjunctivitis.
Joe: Oh no! Conjunki, that's not funky!

by Freddy Frog's Feet December 25, 2007

rodney stuckey

a young NBA point guard of the detroit pistons who looks like 50 cent. also threw down a sick dunk on chris bosh

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joe: damn dude did u see how rodney stuckey got flagrant fouled so hard by shaq?

bob: yeah man but at least he didnt have to get shot 9 times like his look-alike 50 cent...

by babylonushka July 28, 2011

stucky yank

When you fall asleep yanking it and its all dried up and sticky in your hand.

I stucky yanked last night it was nasty.

by StynkyFeet February 4, 2017