Strumping

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

by Luke October 4, 2004

strumming

The female version of jacking off so hard

She’s so hot I want her to strum herself

Your mom : I love strumming mysel

by HOT hunky fat sex May 18, 2018

Strumming the meat guitar

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

Strummin and Hummin

The act of a single individual playing the acoustic guitar and singing along at the same time. Usually in a casual setting such as campfire as opposed to a literal performance.

Danny - "What's up Man, what's crackin?"
Matt - "Not much, just drinking some beer, got some friends over just strummin and hummin."

by phrasee January 5, 2010

Strumming

Jacking off

Shes so hot i think im gonna start strumming my self

by RoadMan420 February 5, 2018

Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

Strumbling

When you try to take a sip from a straw without looking at it but you miss and start fumbling around for it with your mouth.

I went to take a sip from my water last night but completely missed my straw and then my friends all saw me strumbling.

Erryday I'm strumbl ing.

by Acatsbeerbelly April 12, 2016