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stroopwaffled

Verb. Past tense. The half-hearted attempt to buy someone's love with a lousy act or gift. Viewed as insulting by the intended recipient.

Root. Complaints of loss of free meal on an eight hour, $2000 flight is countered by unnamed airline through an offering of stroopwaffles and wasabi rice cracker snacks for customers to "indulge in".
Last night, Joe's sexual advances were rebuffed by his wife. He was stroopwaffled when she offered a handjob instead. She fell asleep before he could finish.
by The Cyberfooled September 25, 2016
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Stroopwaffle

I pissed my girlfriend off one day and she kicked me right in my stroopwaffles.
by Kulonakabrona April 6, 2016
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Delft Stroopwaffles

Not to be outdone by the Americans' Boston Pancake & Alaskan Pipelines, Holland has it's own manners of defacating on a woman.

Delft Stroopwaffles involves two girls crapping on the breast of a third girl.

A guy then sits on her breasts and masturbates till he starts climaxing, at which point he crouches up and ejaculates on the breasts. He then sits back down and closes up the waffles. Nice and thin and creamy!!
"Holy sh*t, check out Owen & co. giving that girl some Delft Stroopwaffles!!"
"Hey guys I'm bored, wanna give me some Delft Stroopwaffles??"
by Dirty Baxt June 29, 2009
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stroopwafeler

What you call a dutch person who is waffling.
dutch person: bitterballen sucks ass bro
person: shut the fuck up, you stroopwafeler, bitterballen is fucking delicious
by Schmuck_Don November 10, 2020
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Stroopwaffle

This occurs when a female hasn't cleaned the beaver for a long time causing a dark liquid to ooz out.
She took her draws off and I knew she hadn't cleaned the vag in a while cause there it was, the stroopwaffle.
by Slagburn January 6, 2023
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Stroopwafel Tuesday Tradition

Also known as Stroopwafel Tuesday, Stroopwafel Tuesday tradition is the Fëjland tradition and law that prohibits citizens of consuming food that is not Stroopwafel on tuesdays. This tradition originated to commemorate Trolldiers who were fed nothing but Stroopwafels in the Great Trolli War of 1872. People commemorate this loss by eating nothing but Stroopwafels on tuesdays. Breaking this rule can result in dire consequences with the Fëjland authorities.
My uncle was punished for eating an apple on Stroopwafel Tuesday Tradition
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