Strippiest

What Grampa Simpson used to describe a "new age stripper wife" in an episode in which they conned people out of their money for a while. Grampa was acting out in a con pretending to win a million dollars when he said 'I'm going to get me one of those new age stripper wives, it'll be the strippiest, wifiest-' then stopped to fake his own demise in a heartattack.

"Hey Jim has one of those newage stripper wives!" "How is it Jim?" "She's the strippiest, wifiest, best damn thing to ever happen to a sack of crap like myself, thats for damn sure!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Lake Effect Striptease

When you go out in full winter gear to shovel and shed articles of clothing one by one as you heat up.

Our neighbor had to shovel his quarter-mile long driveway and by the time he finished his lake effect striptease he was only wearing boxers and a scarf.

by RueRiley April 14, 2016

Sexy Suspender Striptease

To perform an act of fornification upon yourself.

Dr. Robotnik performed a Sexy Suspender Striptease back in early 2007.

by nwt0 February 16, 2009

soul striptease

revealing ones problems like a game of striptease; revealing ones problems to gain trust particularly from women; playing on ones problems in an attempt to invoke sympathy from others and failing

A: I used to get bullied at school
B: oh right, how sad...
...
B: jesus, A is such a soul striptease
C: yeah, it's really pathetic

by Defaye October 27, 2011

mexican striptease

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up missing clothes

Last night I pulled a Mexican striptease and have no idea what happened to my pants.

by Joltage March 28, 2016

Reverse striptease

A reverse striptrease is exactly what it sounds like, a person sensually getting dressed from practically nothing

Basically a striptease but in reverse.

Guy 1: Hey, how did it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty well, got lucky and this morning I got a reverse striptease.

by AelaraTheGoo July 23, 2017

stripstitute

a stripper who engages in prostitution as well (on the side)

Lisa was a stripstitute

by Nick Nick67 June 25, 2006