stretchy balls

The act of sprawling oneself across a couch or sofa, while draping one leg across the back - causing a stretching of the scrotum and testicles. Usually done by the male gender, but equally possible for a woman sporting and displaying her cameltoe - the term applies to both genders equally.

Stop doing stretchy balls - I want to sit there.

by Googles January 12, 2004

Stretchy Gretchy

Stretchy Gretchy is a phrase for a "thick snicker" boy that magically appears at class before everyone, even though you previously had passed him so you would assume that you would arrive to class before him. He has a distinct moustachhheeee as an eyebrow. He loves oranges and at lunch announces that "I like my girls as I like my oranges, Juicy." Girls tend to think that he has a skinny penis, and sultanas.

"Yo it's stretchy gretchy"

"YO GRETCHY"

"YOU STRETCHY"

by Salusalusiva September 12, 2019

stretchy labia

It is the upside down V that connects where the clit meets and is called the labia aka beef curtain - the lips that hang between the actual pussy lips; usually darker in color and wrinkled. Most porn stars & skinny females have this beefy curtain between their lips.

"Did you see that small dick disappear in her stretchy labia?"

by NoBeefCurtain November 30, 2013

Stretchy 8

When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.

"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!

by wildcatavm2 September 2, 2011

Stretchy Soaker

When someone drops their chewed and flavorless gum into a puddle in a public area, so when someone steps in the puddle, they dont only get a soaker, but gum on their shoe also.

i went to get a cheeseburger but got a stretchy soaker on the way.

by Jimmy Beaver-stein September 5, 2011

Stretchy stick

A brutal weapon designed to stretch and tear the anus by violent insertion.

I used my stretchy stick on that bitch boy, he needed to be taught a lesson.

by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018

Stretchy Cheese

What people do when they eat meat lovers pizza together and do butt stuff

Rl enjoys stretchy cheese in a sexual manner

by Jimmythedog December 23, 2020