Statchat

A statchat is when people have a full-blown conversation on the status of your Facebook or other social networking account. Usually started by a dispute or argument.

Jon: "What?! 56 new notifications?"
Alex: "Must be another statchat..."

by Xunzi December 1, 2009

Slatchet

A person that is a slut but can't even afford to be one, mainly referred to a female but can be used for both genders

Melissa: Did you just see that girl walk by?
Vanessa: Yeah, she's so slatchet

by take_a_hint June 21, 2015

scratcher jizz

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.

"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"

by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014

Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.

John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society

by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022

Snatcheteria

A location full of hot, horny women ready to give up that poon to every pussy craving male in the house.

Check out this party full of hotties broooohhhh!

Yea braaaaahhh!!! It's a snatcheteria.

by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

Tratchet

'Tratchet' is a combination of the words 'trash' and 'ratchet'. It can used to describe a situation, object, person, etc. as ghetto, broken, raggedy, annoying, messed up, and unattractive.

Example #1:
*Your teacher gave you a detention for cursing at another student*
You: "That's so tratchet! I didn't even do anything!"

Example#2:
*A girl in your grade got mad at you because you stepped on her dusty Air Forces*
Girl: "Ugh these were brand new!"
You: "Girl shut up nobody cares about your tratchet shoes!"

by QuirkyGurl06 April 3, 2022

stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012