Mia Strauss

A racist, toxic and fake bitch who has no friends because she is pathetic trash!

Conor: "Uh Mia Strauss is coming"
Isabella: "uh she's so racist"

by Red_Velvet2022 September 11, 2020

Strauss Khan

The combined sexual act of blowjob, followed by anal sex, followed by another blowjob. Preferable if done violently and forcibly.

I don't expect to hear from that girl again, I Strauss Khaned her on our first date.

by JC Duss July 4, 2011

steams my nuggets

A term which describes the feeling of being very annoyed by something in a book, movie or series.

It was coined by the legendary Kelly Beckman on Potterless Podcast.

You know what really steams my nuggets? A philosopher and a sorcerer aren't even the same thing!

by CantIPotter-notthatone August 24, 2019

Straussing

The act of dating someone who is much younger, usually the person is under the age of 18.

"dude, Kevin is dating a 16 year old! He's 20!! He's totally straussing!!!

by Advil750 May 11, 2011

Strauss-Kahn

The underhanded, low-down understanding a Whore has that a Man is vulnerable to any sort of attack when he is in the Shower or just getting out of the Shower.

"I can't believe the bitch Strauss-Kahned me, running off with my wallet and credit cards as I got into the shower!"

by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011

Strauss-Kahn

n. A two-pronged act consisting of abbreviated sexual aggression followed by an equally abbreviated, futile effort to flee. This orchestration is often attempted by high ranking officials of the International Monetary Fund in their efforts to share "seed money" with disenfranchised members of the global community.

Victim: Officer, I believe he pulled a Strauss-Kahn on me.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to Paris.

by Synister8 August 25, 2011

Cleveland Steamstress

A friend's mother that has a scat fetish.

Schwarz's mom LOVES getting that poo rubbed on her; she's a real Cleveland Steamstress!

by dafuzball February 19, 2015