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Straight Piss

When someone/something is beyond any definition of something negative. Also used to describe any unpleasant situation, negative turn of events, or overall poor quality of any given day.
1.
"Hey, what do you think of the picture I drew?"
"Umm, it's straight piss!"

2.
"Man, I can't believe someone would fuck me over like that."
"Yeah, thats straight piss."

3.
"So last night was suppose to be a wild time and it turned out to be all this drama, she got sick so we had to leave early, lost my fucking wallet THEN I hit like an hour of traffic on the way back. STRAIGHT PISS!"

4.
"So I got fired today over some bullshit......yup, straight piss!"

5.
"So my boy said he had all these hotties coming down last night, so I show up to the bar..."

"And how they look?"

"Son........STRAIGHT PISS!"
by Bruno Coldcreek March 7, 2008
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Straight phobia

When members of the LGBTQA+ have a phobia against straight people
straight couples make me sick, but straight phobia isn’t real
by 666babby June 12, 2018
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straight-passing

Acting as if one has the sexuality of heterosexual in order to be perceived as such and avoid appearances which may cause threatening perceptions.
Sally is straight-passing so they don't know she's actually a raging homosexual.
by raging_asexual May 20, 2014
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Straight person -itis

To be straight. It is a mental illness that makes u gay
by Zomber2222 October 30, 2017
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Straight Pride Month

The month for people to celebrate Heterosexuality. Although, it can be enjoyed by LGBT people too.
I can’t wait! Straight Pride Month is here! I can fuck a lotta bitches!
by GDZ June 16, 2022
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straight poop

the plain facts, the unadulterated truth; no lie
similar to "straight dope"
A: "Man, there are nothing but Obama-loving chicks shopping at this Whole Foods store!"
B: "Dude - how can you tell that?"
A: "I can just tell..."
B: "C'mon! Give me the straight poop."
A: "Just look at , em! They all have really short hair, wear dangley earrings, and the parking lot's full of Prius's with "Coexist" stickers on them."
by romid October 26, 2013
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straight piledrive that shit

To absolutely bone the bejesus out of some chick, regarless of emotions or how hot she is.
Joe: Wow how hot is that girl down the hall?
Dan: Man, I'd straight piledrive that shit
Joe: fo'real
by staff September 6, 2005
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