straight gay

A broad insult designed to trigger and confuse a liberal opponent.

Fuck up you straight gay

by Dallyissmelly January 15, 2018

straight gay man

Coined by Sex and the City. While a gay straight man is an overcultured straight man (a metrosexual), a straight gay man is just a gay man who watches sports and won't fuck you.

The difference is sort of that between crayola's green-blue (blue with a green tint) and blue-green (green with a blue tint).

Hopefully he's a gay straight man and not a straight gay man.

by copperboom May 23, 2007

straight gay girl

Where one girl who is straight is gay for another girl but says she's straight.

Girl 1: OMG, Zendaya is SOOOOO hot. I'm like so gay for her.
Girl 2: But are you like, bisexual now?
Girl 1: WHAT?! Noooo. I'm like, totes straight!
Girl 2: You're such a straight gay girl.

by my sexuality is a river May 18, 2020

Straight Gay Bestfriend

It’s like a girl’s gay best friend except he’s actually straight and the girl knows this but they have no interest in dating each other

Grace: Are you and Ryan dating or a thing?
Frances: No he’s my straight gay bestfriend!!

by Jra02 July 8, 2019

straight gay whore

straight guy who works as a gay prostitute

The guy is not a gay but he sell sex to gay guys. He is straight gay whore

by Goodchild June 21, 2018

straight gay male

A man often married(to a woman) or has a girlfriend and has sex with men.

Gene is such a dawg, he's only been married to Dawn for three months but he's already on the downlow with his bois. Well that's because he thinks of himself as a straight gay male.

by [e-mail] April 24, 2007

Straight-gay female

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered woman who dates human beings who identify as men.

“I’m taking this straight-gay female on a date today! I’m excited!” Tommy stated to his friends as he got his hair cut.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021