Straight-A student

Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.

fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

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A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020

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Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

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Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008