Stoiched

Something You Say To A Person After They Are -
1. Proven Wrong
2. Embarassed or Humiliated
or
3. Hurt Doing Somthing Stupid

If You Can't Get A Date For Sat You Got Stoiched..........Bad!

by Sabe 1 June 21, 2005

Scotched

A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.

Don't drive while scotched.

Why go to a bar and drink when you can sit home and get scotched?

by The Colonel December 2, 2004

stitched

A girl that has been hurt by guys in past relationships, and "healed stronger" therefore doesn't get hurt by guys anymore. She generally has a carefree attitude and doesn't care about one specific guy to a large extent. She doesn't allow herself to become attached to a guy again.

That girl didn't cry over me when we broke up because she is stitched.

by BeenStitched17 June 13, 2013

stitched

To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.

"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"
or
"You two are so different but you are a totally stitched couple.

by Diva_Danae July 16, 2008

Statched

To be rejected, denied, shamed.

I asked this girl out but she "statched" me.
I went to open the door but I got "statched." (couldnt open it.)

by jaman September 5, 2006

smotched

Broken, damaged, screwed, munted, fucked.

The city was smotched by a massive earthquake.

by sticky little fingers July 7, 2011

Stouched

Stouched or sex touched is the tap, scoop or grope type of touch from a man to a woman when walking past them while the woman is unaware of the mans awesome foreplay technique. The touch will be either to the genitalia or breast area. The man is showing his intentions to mate and this technique causes many women to become aroused.

Will walked passed Natalie while she was getting undressed, he stouched her on her bottom as he walked by.

by El Torro October 8, 2014