Store Bought Cake

a thick prostitute

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?

by peekaboobitch November 25, 2019

store bought pesto

Something Susie doesn’t like

“Call me crazy if you want but I never like store bought pesto”
Wow Susie that’s really crazy

by Astrobacon November 27, 2023

and then we went to the book store and bought some books...

A phrase added at the end of a meaningless story that has no true end. Often used on the fly when telling a story and the listeners start to loose interest.

It does not make the story more interesting or worthwhile, just provides a suitable ending point...

I was running yesterday and I saw this dog in the park and he had this really big head. Then I stoped at Quicky Mart and has a giant coke. I saw Bob and he told me about the concert next weekend so we went and got tickets. Later that girl from the gym called to tell me i left my watch at the counter, so I ran by and picked it up... and then we went to the book store and bought some books...

by Red Dog Leader May 14, 2010

store brought

When you bring something to a party that you got at a store without actually having paid for it.

HOST: Thanks for the beautiful cake! Did you make it yourself?
GUEST: Nah, I don't have the money for that. It's store brought.

by calonzo December 14, 2018

Storebought Confidence

The confidence that shallow people have when wearing something hip, using "cool" electronics and showing off materialistic posessions.

She was shining with the storebought confidence, when she was using her new iPhone

by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011