stonker

1. An erect penis

2. A foolish or ittitating person.

3. Something really cool.

1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.

2. That John is such a stonker.

3. This cream cake is stonking!

by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004

stonkered

To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.

e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."

e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."

by JT and TJ October 4, 2006

ive got the stonker of a life time and its all for u!

by steve September 20, 2003

To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.

After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.

by xezi October 6, 2005

To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.

"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"
"you know it Johnno."

by bst September 12, 2005

Drunk or tired, weary.

Can be used in either context.

"Yeah, I just got home from work and I'm stonkers."

"Let's go out and get stonkers!"

by Scott February 10, 2005

Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.

Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate

by Matt October 20, 2004