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stonks

buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.
stonks
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020
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Stonks

A meme used to describe a retarded economic decision. It is commonly followed with a picture of Meme man standing behind a picture of a stock market with the caption "stonks".
Me: Trades 100 wood for 1 emerald

My friend: Stonks
by Retardy McMemester June 21, 2019
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stonk

a stonk is a financial asset that only goes up, no matter what
Tesla is the best stonk the world has ever seen.
by stonk market ceo September 3, 2020
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stonking

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"
by Kaworu April 12, 2005
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Stonks

1) a meme, usually said after gaining or losing money or anything valuable in a stupid way.

2) stock market but for memes, stonk market.
1. I paid $8 an hour to park at work, where I get paid $7.25 an hour. *Stonks*

2. Dave: did you hear about this meme? Bob: I heard it went up 76% in the stonk market
by Creepycat18_YT July 5, 2020
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stonks

"I just got 64 emeralds for 1 block of dirt in Minecraft"
"EPIC STONKS DUDEEEE"
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stonking

had a stonking time
by Anonymous May 6, 2003
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