stonks

buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.

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by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

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A meme used to describe a retarded economic decision. It is commonly followed with a picture of Meme man standing behind a picture of a stock market with the caption "stonks".

Me: Trades 100 wood for 1 emerald

My friend: Stonks

by Retardy McMemester June 21, 2019

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a stonk is a financial asset that only goes up, no matter what

Tesla is the best stonk the world has ever seen.

by stonk market ceo September 3, 2020

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British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"

by Kaworu April 12, 2005

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1) a meme, usually said after gaining or losing money or anything valuable in a stupid way.

2) stock market but for memes, stonk market.

1. I paid $8 an hour to park at work, where I get paid $7.25 an hour. *Stonks*

2. Dave: did you hear about this meme? Bob: I heard it went up 76% in the stonk market

by Creepycat18_YT July 5, 2020

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