Stoney

The sexiest kid on xbox live, he RUNZ IT

Dammit, Stoney just rooted my webserver.

by asdfasge January 30, 2010

stoney

Stoney is an elite hacker i know.
He owns yall niggas who talk shit about him heh

fear.

Stoney owns the irc and i think you know why :D

by phr33k April 13, 2005

stoney

Someone who smokes a lot of ganja, and forgets plenty of things.

"Where is the milk"? "In the fridge, stoney."

by shealyd July 21, 2008

stoney

I girl I know that smoked massive amounts of pot that me and my buds dubbed her Stoney.

Bro: Yo is that who I think it is?
Me: Ya its fuckin Stoney.

by WAZZZZZAAA June 04, 2011

Stoney

Noun. A Golfing term. A birdie putt within the length of the flagstick. Good for one "dot" when playing typical junk game with friends. Similar to "Sandy" or "birdie".

When Stuart laid the flagstick down to measure and realized that Chris's pitching wedge from 105 yards had landed within the length of the flagstick for a birdie putt, he exclaimed " Nice Stoney!"

by Barrachrionna October 13, 2013

stoney

one who is extremely gay

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Stoney

An asshat, kind of like Scrappy Doo. Hates Virginia. Is not me. Likes Legato, which is good.

Stoney threw a rock at the ground and missed (it fell into a bottomless pit)

by enukid October 19, 2003