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Stonehill College

Stonehill is a selective Catholic college located near Boston on a beautiful 375-acre campus in Easton, Massachusetts. With a student:faculty ratio of 13:1, the College engages over 2,300 students in 80+ rigorous academic programs in the liberal arts, sciences, and pre-professional fields. The Stonehill community helps students to develop the knowledge, skills, and character to meet their professional goals and to live lives of purpose and integrity.

Stonehill is ranked among the top national liberal arts colleges for how well its students learn through internships and study abroad, for having some of the happiest students in the U.S., and for how involved students are on campus. 97% of graduates over the past 5 years were either employed, in graduate school, or in a volunteer program 1 year after graduation.
Student: "I attend Stonehill College!"

Friend: "That's awesome! I heard that is a really nice school!"
by pseudoanth April 29, 2011
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Stonehill College

You'll be lucky if you're able to find a party on the weekend. Nonetheless, one with more girls than boys, even though Stonehill has 20% more girls than guys. 80% of the girls stay in on the weekends and play bingo or draw, and the ones that do go out don't like having a good time. RA's love walking into the middle of parties and breaking them up around 10-11 and if you don't leave Stonehill PD steps in. Academics have gone downhill, Professors are becoming less and less qualified. Save your $65k a year and head somewhere else.
Want to visit me at Stonehill College tonight?
Nah man I'd rather stay home and cook with my mom.
by whydididothistomyself November 9, 2020
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stonehill

The position that is achieved when you are too high, drunk, or cross faded to function. This position is a key component to whether or not this individual will vomit. If said person has entered the stonehill DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOVE THEM!!! This will induce vomiting almost instantly. This can appear in a variety of ways, but mainly the person is in some form of the fetal position.
"Man Nick entered the stonehill last night and didn't move for four hours!"
by fishwat April 3, 2014
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Stonehill College

A small liberal arts college in Easton, MA. Though it has a good academic reputation, it is a terrible excuse for a college. Around 75% of the school's population are complete squids and fags and have no idea how to party. It is pathetic. I remember when I chose to go to Stonehill College, I read that it was not a big party school, though there were parties. That is not true, there are no parties at Stonehill at all. There is no greek life and the few who live in off campus houses are weird as fuck. The girl to guy ratio is 3:1, but in reality the amount of girls who go out on the weekend is so small, every gathering is a complete sausage-fest. There are some hot girls, but because the school is so small, not a lot of girls put out because the entire school will hear about it within a day. Stonehill is the hotspot for the scrubs and schwaldos and if you want to experience a normal college party, don't set foot on this campus. The worst part about the school is that all the squids think it is the greatest place ever because at Stonehill, even a squid can be a "partier". If you're reading this as a high school senior, don't even think about applying. North Korea throws down harder than this place.
"Hey man, do you wanna go to Stonehill College?"

"No, I am a normal person..."
by A Stonehill Student October 31, 2013
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Stonerella

A female who is a frequent companion or in a relationship with someone who is a major stoner, that may or may not take part in said stoner activities, albeit to a lesser extent.
"Did you hear about Cindy"
"No what ?"
"She's dating Jimbo"
"Wow, fist Billy-ray, then Jimbo, shes a real Stonerella"
by Joques2zeFuture December 25, 2008
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stoneroll

(v) To gather a large quantity over a period of time.
That stone wouldn't have stonerolled so much moss if it had been rolling.
by supdoggydog March 15, 2007
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stonedgilly

A legendary shiny pokemon that dabs a lot on twitch.
stonedgilly basically smokes weed everyday
by BarryMacockiner February 12, 2023
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