stiltzdaddy

A true deutch mark from Bangladoosh; A cuntsworth. A person to avoid at all cost.

That guy sucks! What a stiltzdaddy!

by shiza fantastic February 20, 2009

Stoltzed

A verb used to describe the past action of having been seduced by the professional rower and olympian Matthew Stoltz. The word is aptly applied to and female (or male) who has fallen prey to his charm, good looks, and unbridled wit, only to later find out they were nothing more than a transient tool to satisfy his narcissistic and insatiable sexual appetite.

Girl: "Yea, I know Matt really well. We dated for a week a few months ago."
Boy: "haha! You THINK you dated him.. You just got Stoltzed!"

by Matthew Loftus January 25, 2008

Jens Stoltenberg

To speak English in a VERY HEAVY Norwegian accent.

Jens Stoltenberg: I em deh NATO sheef .

Us: I am the NATO cheif.

by Norgemannen November 28, 2020

Stolt

Stolen

John stolt Candy from them kids

by Johnanthiny December 23, 2019

stolitz

an unhealthy relationship between a horny bird and an imp

(from helluva boss)

person 1: "hey, you know about stolitz right?"

person 2: "KNOW ABOUT IT? OF COURSE I DO!"

person 1: "stolas and blitz are so cute together though"

by cvpiddreamx November 10, 2021

john smoltz

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.

Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.

by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008

STULTZ CAT

An orange male cat that wobbles when it walks. This cat is also known to be fearful of the Darth Vader theme song, as it has been seen fleeing the premise anytime it is played. The cat is also homeless because it’s previous owner abandoned it.

“Wow, can you believe the STULTZ CAT got it’s cat tree stolen?”
“Yeah, the STULTZ CAT is down bad

by cart smoking cat June 28, 2022