Smokin that von pack

How to make unlimited friends in chicago (only works while wearing blue colored clothing)

I went to chicago in a blue hoodie and shouted “SMOKIN THAT VON PACK!” and i made so many friends!!1!

by beeeeaaaans January 8, 2023

Smoking Dick

A remark some one says to something outrageous

Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?

by ___Beauty August 17, 2016

smoking that * pack

It's a way to insult/disrespect someone* dead

*name

Smoking that * pack

by INDX November 6, 2020

stoinkos

Sex while travelling or living in Greece, Crete, or the Mykonos Islands.

While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.

by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope

When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake

My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.

by JasonR47 April 1, 2020

Smoking nut

You say this to someone u think is smoking that pack because they keep doing brainless shit

Tobi: here ya go
Baku: what?
Tobi: spooky pizza
Baku: what?
Tobi: it's invisible
baku: dawg you def smoking nut

by TennoSkoom July 15, 2020

Stroking gun

When someone is caught masturbating.

Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016