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stokedness

noun. the state or quality of being stoked
Nicole tried to hide her stokedness from Isaac.
by 6 8eight se7en March 22, 2009
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Boner Stoked

So stoked that you have a boner.
"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"
by Black Colby January 15, 2014
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Stoked as a goat

1. Stoked to the uppermost degree.
2. Something is going well and you're feeling the need to express you're enthusiasm at it's sucess.
1. On a good day you say "I'm stoked as a goat!"
2. Situation example: You've just done some particuarly nice welds and the girder is properly solid as an ox. So you say: "Ahhhhh, Stoked as a goat!"
by DuneFish January 31, 2004
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Stoked

Olympic gold medalist Michael Andrew in his Vlogs always says he’s Stoked for something
by S/he’s just a friend March 4, 2023
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Spicoli Stoked

(Spih-coh-lee stoh-kt)
adjective, slang:

A heightened state of stoked only capable via channeling the spirit of The Great Jeff Spicoli. An almost zen-like enthusiastic or exhilarated state, with varying degrees of awareness of the dichotomy. Scholars maintain there is no level of stoked greater or bearing more gravitas than Spicoli Stoked.
Scott: What did you think of the Somewhere Back In Time Tour?

Charlie: Oh man, Maiden played so many songs I've always wanted to hear! Dude, they even recreated the '87 World Slavery Tour stage! I was Spicoli Stoked, bro!
by Retard Yoke June 25, 2009
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Stokesdale

Stokesdale is cluster fucked between a town called oak ridge full of yankee dickheads and Summerfield which is filled up with “neighborhood rednecks”. Need dope? Come on down to cokesdale where they snort lines and fuck dimes left and right! Need a quickie? Sling a dimebag to Susan rotten crotch who’ll do anything you shall desire! I mean if it ain’t booger sugar they don’t want it. Stokesdale currency also comes in meth. This summer was hotter than satans ballsack, Mosquitos bit too many many stokesdalians and formed a new type a skeeter Called “Methsqutios” so always carry a fly swatter!
Kissing’s kissings, Lovin’ is lovin’.... Down in Stokesdale everybody’s fucking their cousin
by Dickballdookiesnot October 16, 2019
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Stoked, stroked and up in smoke

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.
"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."
by Lanikai July 18, 2009
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